David Lough is hitting .224 for the Phillies (no homers, 1 SB, 2 CS -- some things never change)
Travis Snider is hitting .291, no homers, in the Royals AAA system.
Alejandro De Aza hitting .200 in 45 PAs for the Mets, who were so desperate to find a backup for the injured Lucas Duda that de Aza took groundballs at first base last week.
Bud Norris, 6.69 ERA for the Braves, removed from the rotation almost a month ago but has pitched much better out of the bullpen (1.32 ERA in his 7 bullpen appearances). As a starter he had given up 22 runs in 22+ innings. Yeesh.
Jim Johnson, on the 15-day DL for the Braves, sitting on an 0-4 record and a 7.90 ERA.
Delmon Young, incredibly still unsigned despite his off-season efforts. However, in February just after his arrest, one of his girlfriends hacked his Facebook account and said he was addicted to alcohol and prostitutes. So he's got that going for him.