Offer to Angels on the table

[Zanetheo'sfan]

You know his first name is Richard. Brandon is his middle name.

Would that make him "hard" to acquire?

[JayGibbons31]

Now I think I'm sorry I brought that to the attention of the board.

[Rockbird]

OMG that's amazing. This trade must happen! Starting at SS for your Baltimore Orioles...

DICK WOOD

Edit: Don't worry Rockbird I have no shame. What do you think about this new handle, "I Heart DickWood."

We need to trade for Chien-Ming Wang now.

[Rockbird]

The headlines will be awesome.

"O's Wang solid, Dick Wood bangs balls deep in 'come from behind' pounding of Twins."

I'm getting the board shut down. I know it.

[TGO]

I know we liked the Kranitz hiring and all, but we should explore trading him to the Reds for Dick Pole.

[Mashed Potatoes]

The headlines will be awesome.

"O's Wang solid, Dick Wood bangs balls deep in 'come from behind' performance."

I'm getting the board shut down. I know it.

"Yanks get Gang Banged by Dick Wood and Wang"

[Rockbird]

I updated the above quote. Its much funnier now I think.

[RShack]

I should've just left it alone. But did I? No, I did not. And now look where we are...

[Rockbird]

I should've just left it alone. But did I? No, I did not. And now look where we are...

I can start a thread proposing a trade to divert attention if you like.

[JTrea81]

This thread will self destruct in 5...4...3...

[Rockbird]

I know we liked the Kranitz hiring and all, but we should explore trading him to the Reds for Dick Pole.

He can teach a new grip to Wang.

Ok, I'm done I promise.

[RShack]

I can start a thread proposing a trade to divert attention if you like.

Yeah, please do that... anybody to anywhere for anybody else... just so their names are innocuous, ok?

[Rockbird]

This thread will self destruct in 5...4...3...

"will" self destruct???

[Mashed Potatoes]

What kind of parents name their son "Dick Wood?" Was he some sort of social experiment? It's amazing he's even alive and emotionally stable much less playing professional baseball.

[Leitch]

You know his first name is Richard. Brandon is his middle name.

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