Offer to Angels on the table

[Leitch]

Hey, remember that horrible Angels headline from last year?

All I'm saying is "Yankees get taste of Orioles' Wood"

[TonySoprano]

Topic lockdown in 3-2-1

[O'sfan667083]

Hey, remember that horrible Angels headline from last year?

All I'm saying is "Yankees get taste of Orioles' Wood"

"Yankees can't handle Orioles' big Wood."

[Rockbird]

Topic lockdown in 3-2-1

So you're saying we should get our shots in quickly, then?

Ok, how about this scouting report:

"Dick Wood is built compact but thick. His range spans average but performance in the field is acceptable. Known for taking hard cuts and jacking balls out, his judgment and stamina are thought to be an issue. Too eager to round the bases, would be best served by learning patience and not trying to hit everything that comes his way prematurely. Has potential to be solid for up to four hours every night and fills a huge hole for the Orioles."

Accurate and fair assesment I'd say.

[Leitch]

"Yankees can't handle Orioles' big Wood."

"Orioles' Wood Explodes on Yankees in Slugfest"

[Rockbird]

We're going to traumatize this poor kid if he is traded here.

[JTrea81]

I think we know why the guy goes by "Brandon."

[Dr. FLK]

We're going to traumatize this poor kid if he is traded here.

You can thank his parents for that. Honestly, if your name is Wood...think it through...say the name out loud...write it down!

Reminds me of my favorite pitching coach of all time...

[JTrea81]

Aubrey Huff should know Wood quite well. I hear they hang out together before ballgames...

[Belkast]

The headlines will be awesome.

"O's Wang solid, Dick Wood bangs balls deep in 'come from behind' pounding of Twins."

I'm getting the board shut down. I know it.

I can see this thread is starting to get handcuffed!!!

[Dipper9]

I get see this thread is starting to get handcuffed!!!

Man, I leave this thread for 2 hours and come back to hilarity at its best! Too darn funny!

Note: Notice the ladies have stayed faaaaaaaaar away from this bad boy!

Imagine the headlines of the OH females... "(Insert name) Loves Wood!" God help me!

[Belkast]

I can hear Jim Hunter now....That Dick Wood is a swinger!!!!

[Leitch]

I can hear Jim Hunter now....That Dick Wood is a swinger!!!!

Hahaha.

The headlines would be great, too.

"Papelbon chokes; Wood blasts - O's on top of AL East"

[srh523]

I cant leave you guys alone for 5 minutes.....I knew there had to be a Yankees Wang cant stand put againt the Orioles Wood in ther some where!

[rolliefingers]

Glad to see our Wood plans are firming up.