Tonight is the most important rain out of the season

[weams]

This thread confirm everything.

That's when my Mama socked it to the Harpers Valley PTA.

[Going Underground]

Someone leave a cake out in the rain? Maybe he means it messes up the starting rotation. Or maybe Earth's rotation Maybe if we get rained out it could be our last. It is raining hard in BMpre now but maybe it will take some humidity out of the air..

It is World Mosquito Day. Maybe Malaria symptoms.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Mosquito_Day

[Rene88]

I will one up the original poster's declaration. I say this is the most important rain iitout the Showalter era.

I'll take that and raise you 1.

I declare if we get rained out tonight and the arc is not completed, the world will end in oblivion.

No pressure.

[PaceofPlay]

If my aunt had nuts she'd be my uncle

Or Bruce Jenner.

[spiritof66]

If it rains, it'll be slippery in the parking lot. If it's slippery in the parking lot, an arbalest might not be sufficient to defeat the oak tree that threatens to end the Orioles' season. If the Orioles season isn't ended, they'll have to play all the way through the break against robots, and they'll be so tired that their next regular season against real people will be horrible and they'll break the record for losses in a season.

Sent from a sleepy, half-dozing haze while sitting at my desk at work because I didn't get enough sleep. Sufficiently little sleep without caffeine is indistinguishable from being drunk.

NB: This message was not intended to make any sense whatsoever.

That hadn't even occurred to me. I came to pretty much the same conclusion on the reasoning that if there's no rainout, all your base are belong to us.

[Tony-OH]

Hang on for the ride!

[clapdiddy]

Still waiting for the Wow offer!

[Barnaby Graves]

I'll never forget my grandfather's last words to me, on his deathbed all those years ago.

"Could you get me the remote?"

[MDtransplant757]

This thread confirms the illuminati.

[MrOrange82]

I'll never forget my grandfather's last words to me, on his deathbed all those years ago.

"Could you get me the remote?"

Those homicidal gerbils were so popcorn. But the upside-down souffle lassoed Santa? Pumpernickel. Just pumpernickel.

[Barnaby Graves]

Those homicidal gerbils were so popcorn. But the upside-down souffle lassoed Santa? Pumpernickel. Just pumpernickel.

What did I tell you about using ethnic slurs on this image board? You clearly aren't Penske material.

[Rich Mac]

The following excerpt comes directly from the DPRK People's Liberation News Network:

"Little did the Kingdom of Orioles realize that the impending rainout prevented the armada of rampaging Space Lobsters from laying waste to the Yards known as Camden. Had the Space Lobsters subjugated the entirety of the Orioles, they would have been fed as a ritual sacrifice to the Krakken."

[weams]

I will one up the original poster's declaration. I say this is the most important rain iitout the Showalter era.

How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? Now that you know who you are what do you want to be? And have you traveled very far?

[slakattack]

It could all still be averted if we can just gather to us men of good standing...in UHD of course.

[NashLumber]

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