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Tonight is the most important rain out of the season

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Tony-OH Hangout Grand Counsel

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With one report of 100% rain at 7 PM, we can only conclude that not only is this one of the most important potential rain outs in Orioles history, but the franchise's future itself is at stake. For it was written on this day, that all ye who will listen shall inherent its benevolent wisdom of thy messiah.

Though some of ye shall deny his benevolence, I have just this to say:

"I say you are, Lord, and I should know, I've followed a few"

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allquixotic Hangout Grand Counsel

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The most galling thing of it is, if the rain takes away Schoop's ability to impersonate Dempsey sliding on the tarp, then more people have been to Camden Yards than I have. I'd gladly trade that prospect for Zach Davies. Or even a baseball signed by Zach Davies.

Or Zach Davis: the ultimate fusion of the best qualities of Chris Davis and Zach Britton. Bring him in to pinch hit in the top of the 9th as our "Opener" (the opposite of a Closer), then bring him in in the bottom of the 9th to pitch.

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The most galling thing of it is, if the rain takes away Schoop's ability to impersonate Dempsey sliding on the tarp, then more people have been to Camden Yards than I have. I'd gladly trade that prospect for Zach Davies. Or even a baseball signed by Zach Davies.

Or Zach Davis: the ultimate fusion of the best qualities of Chris Davis and Zach Britton. Bring him in to pinch hit in the top of the 9th as our "Opener" (the opposite of a Closer), then bring him in in the bottom of the 9th to pitch.

He could finish the first game, and be the starter for the next game....

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The following excerpt comes directly from the DPRK People's Liberation News Network:

"Little did the Kingdom of Orioles realize that the impending rainout prevented the armada of rampaging Space Lobsters from laying waste to the Yards known as Camden. Had the Space Lobsters subjugated the entirety of the Orioles, they would have been fed as a ritual sacrifice to the Krakken."

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Good find. I think his lip is swollen there, too. I think some folks back in the day pointed to this as proof William Campbell became "Dead Paul's" fill in from this point onward.

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Living_Legend Major Leaguer

Living_Legend

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O's84, Tx Oriole, Orioles4Life21

Are the only 3 that seemed confused based on responses

They also coincidentally are the only 3 with a user name with 'Orioles' clearly in name.

What does this tell us you ask?

Well it shows us they are straight shooters and the rest of us have psychopathic tendencies.

That is all.

Thanks for playing.

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What are you talking about?

"The attempt to impose upon man, a creature of growth and capable of sweetness, to ooze juicily at the last round the bearded lips of God, to attempt to impose, I say, laws and conditions appropriate to a mechanical creation, against this I raise my sword-pen."

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