The Orioles lose because they can't grow thick Testosterone filled Beards.

[weams]

Fact? Or Fan Fiction?

Discuss.

[Can_of_corn]

Since this can easily be spun as a faulting of ownership I am sure you will have folks agreeing with you.

[weams]

Since this can easily be spun as a faulting of ownership I am sure you will have folks agreeing with you.

Ok So a poll?

[Can_of_corn]

Ok So a poll?

Only if it is public.

I prefer to have voters accountable.

[OFFNY]

The Orioles Lose Because They can't Grow Thick, Testosterone-Filled Beards.

The lack of those thick beards would explain the 81 losses.

Now, please explain the 81 wins.

[weams]

Testosterone has the opposite effect on beard hair as it does on the scalp. On the scalp, testosterone causes hair loss. In the beard, testosterone is responsible for thicker hair growth.

Dr. Alan Bauman

[weams]

The lack of those thick beards would explain the 81 losses.

Now, please explain the 81 wins.

Adding supplemental Testosterone does cause male baldness. While promoting facial hair growth. And thickness.

[weams]

http://www.beardpros.com/best-beards-baseball/

[24fps]

No beards. Just to be clear I'm not an Angelos apologist, but I might be one on Halloween.

[weams]

No beards. Just to be clear I'm not an Angelos apologist, but I might be one on Halloween.

Definitely the trendy 2015 choice.

[El Gordo]

No beards. Just to be clear I'm not an Angelos apologist, but I might be one on Halloween.

I going to be Angelos for Holloween, nothing could be more scary.

[mdbdotcom]

[tntoriole]

Beards, schmeards. Throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. Although I do think it has helped Justin Turner who does his Redbeard the Pirate impersonation.

[Morgan423]

Meh. Sure you have the 1% more testosterone with beards, but on the other side it makes a player less aerodynamic. So I don't know... this is a close one.

[weams]

Beards, schmeards. Throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. Although I do think it has helped Justin Turner who does his Redbeard the Pirate impersonation.

He is as large a man as Jake Arrieta now.