The Orioles lose because they can't grow thick Testosterone filled Beards.

[weams]

Meh. Sure you have the 1% more testosterone with beards, but on the other side it makes a player less aerodynamic. So I don't know... this is a close one.

That is only after the eight hours since the ingestion of the troche.

[DrinkinWithFermi]

More beards! Let them run free!

*caresses his own beard*

[OFFNY]

More beards! Let them run free!

*caresses his own beard*

More cowbell.

Less facial hair.

The 2015 Orioles didn't have enough cowbell.

[DrinkinWithFermi]

More cowbell.

Less facial hair.

The 2015 Orioles didn't have enough cowbell.

Why settle for one or the other though?

With both the beard and cowbell markets cornered, the Orioles could rule the AL East for generations to come.

[bobmc]

Beards, schmeards. Throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. Although I do think it has helped Justin Turner who does his Redbeard the Pirate impersonation.

...and he is balding :beerchug1:

[weams]

...and he is balding :beerchug1:

Just the circular spot on the top.

[Roll Tide]

More cowbell.

Less facial hair.

The 2015 Orioles didn't have enough cowbell.

I like the fact that none of the O's look like they got kicked off Duck Dynasty. Just my opinion.

[24fps]

Just the circular spot on the top.

Damn. This is the guy who just came out to service my HVAC. Of course everybody here in Tennessee looks just like this. The only person from around here who doesn't look like this is Caleb Joseph.

[scOtt]

See my beard?

Ain't it weird?

Don't be skeered.

'Sjust a beard.

[scOtt]

Only if it is public.

I prefer to have voters accountable.

Account this!

[scOtt]

I like the fact that none of the O's look like they got kicked off Duck Dynasty. Just my opinion.

Phil Robertson... was a playah. Could have been baseball, ended up football.

"As an athlete in high school, Robertson was all-state in football, baseball, and track, which afforded him the opportunity to attend Louisiana Tech in Ruston on a football scholarship in the late 1960s.[10] At Tech, he played first-string quarterback for the Bulldogs, ahead of Pro Football Hall of Famer Terry Bradshaw,[11][12] the first overall pick in the 1970 NFL Draft. When he arrived at Tech in 1966, Bradshaw caused a media frenzy on account of his reputation of being a football sensation from nearby Shreveport.[13][14] Robertson was a year ahead of Bradshaw, and was the starter for two seasons in 1966 and 1967, and chose not to play in 1968.[15]"

Wasn't LSU but pretty impressive.

[WEAVERMAN]

Fact? Or Fan Fiction?

Discuss.

One great thing about PGA is the Orioles have a policy that does not allow the players to embarrass themselves. Thanks PGA.