The Home Run Hose

[Moose Milligan]

Glad to see Keegan Akin is the hillbilly I always thought he was.  

 

[Sports Guy]

3 hours ago, backdoorslider said:

Some folks are so uptight about this. Its harmless. It's not like the players are out picking up streetwalkers or blowing lines off some strippers ass. 

That would be the best celebration!

[Moose Milligan]

4 minutes ago, Sports Guy said:

That would be the best celebration!

Let the records show that SG has an affinity for hookers and booger sugar. 

[Sports Guy]

Just now, Moose Milligan said:

Let the records show that SG has an affinity for hookers and booger sugar. 

Who doesn’t?

[glenn__davis]

5 minutes ago, Moose Milligan said:

Let the records show that SG has an affinity for hookers and booger sugar. 

So much so that he responded to the same post twice with almost the exact same response!

[Frobby]

8 hours ago, TheWall said:

I love that they are having fun. I hope it continues. 

I’d like to see the Homer Hose used about 250 times this season. 

[Frobby]

46 minutes ago, Moose Milligan said:

Glad to see Keegan Akin is the hillbilly I always thought he was.  

 

I certainly hope they applied for a patent.  

[Owen21]

33 minutes ago, Moose Milligan said:

Let the records show that SG has an affinity for hookers and booger sugar. 

 

33 minutes ago, Moose Milligan said:

Let the records show that SG has an affinity for hookers and booger sugar. 

Would his screamed “O” be louder than in the national anthem?

[waroriole]

I think it’s kinda dumb but I wouldn’t mind seeing it multiple times every game. 

[sevastras]

56 minutes ago, Sports Guy said:

Who doesn’t?

Home run hoes and blows. It would reach a whole new audience and the Os would become the most popular and polarizing team in baseball.  Unfortunately, I can’t hit a 95 mph fastball so will not be able to participate in the celebration. 

Edited April 11, 2023 by sevastras

[Fiver6565]

Anyone who’s up in arms about this should just turn off their television and never turn it back on again. 
 

it’s a harmless and hilarious celebration. I hope it has legs. 
 

(and my autocorrect just tried to change legs to kegs LOL that’s perfect. Well played autocorrect!)

[TommyPickles]

It's not my favorite home run celebration around MLB this season, but I'm glad to see the players having fun. 

The "Long Dong Bong" and "Lord Walltimore" are two terms that would make no sense to an O's fan a couple years ago. Now they're just part of seeing a game at Camden Yards lol

[jdwilde1]

4 hours ago, backdoorslider said:

Some folks are so uptight about this. Its harmless. It's not like the players are out picking up streetwalkers or blowing lines off some strippers ass. 

“That’s the post game celebration!”

[justD]

If "the plumbers" were actually trying to re-create drinking from a garden hose after a whiffle ball game as kids -- which I think is the coolest thing ever -- when they see the public reaction to it being a beer bong, it'll die a quick death. 

[Aristotelian]

Looked like Hays didn't do the hose. Maybe didn't want his kids to see him on TV like that, or anticipating trouble from the wife? I thought it was funny. However, I think it will get tiresome if it becomes a thing for every homer.