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MacPhail to release web video for fans tomorrow


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Top 10 reasons why AM is making a Web video:

10) To ask O's fans to stop leaving cow crap in his yard because his grass is growing too fast.

9) To tell everyone that he was secretly on the Cubs' payroll to rid them of their roster busts.

8) To see how good he looks on a Webcam before posting to Youporn.

7) To explain why the "suicide pact" comment was really funny.

6) To announce the postponement of the AM bobblehead night.

5) He wants to get pictures of fans in the stands so he can make his new video "Something Tragic Happens!"

4) To give all viewers inside information on some prime swamp real estate in Florida.

3) To explain why the O's really do need to get the first draft pick next year.

2) To announce the O's hottest and sexiest promotion: "Swingers' Club Night"

1) To explain why 65 wins is a positive step on the road to rebuilding.

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You know what? I appreciate the video. I don't LIKE the video. I don't think the video provides a whole lot of news. But I appreciate it.

Know why? Because Andy put a face on the team. His own. He's taking some accountability here, and that's new. You can say he's blaming this or making excuses on that, but ultimately, that's his mug out there telling us what's up.

It's a step.

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Losing sure does screw up perceptions. If I remember correctly Cal had some adjustments to make his second time around the league. Markakis had to adjust. Bedard took 3 years to develop. It takes time for young players to get acclimated. It's called player development and it's frustrating and takes patience.

The start of the season was terrible but it was a case of multiple things going wrong at the same time.

The bottom line is we have to wait for the young guys to develop. It might take this year to figure out. It's not the end of the world.

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