Will The Orioles Ever Get A Pitcher As Good As David Price?

[Old#5fan]

Poll to follow:

[Hank Scorpio]

Of course not, because David Price is the best pitcher in the history of baseball ever.

I mean did you see that game tonight? He's clearly the guy they'll re-name the Cy Young award after.

[DrungoHazewood]

No, in the rest of Time, from now through the year 78,984, the Orioles will never, ever have a pitcher as good as David Price. Ever. Duh.

[slappy12]

Of course not, because David Price is the best pitcher in the history of baseball ever.

I mean did you see that game tonight? He's clearly the guy they'll re-name the Cy Young award after.

Really!!! He made Sandy Koufax look like poop!!!

[Moose Milligan]

David Price is like if Bob Gibson, Satchel Paige, Sandy Koufax, Walter Johnson, Pedro Martinez, and Randy Johnson all had a kid together. I mean, he is that good.

The Orioles will never have a pitcher this good. I mean, never.

Did you see what he did tonight? It was like God himself was on the mound. In fact, I'm pretty sure if God wanted to play baseball, he'd try to be like David Price.

[Pacman4MVP]

Price is a two pitch pitcher. 2 Seamer and a 4 Seamer

[DrungoHazewood]

David Price is like if Bob Gibson, Satchel Paige, Sandy Koufax, Walter Johnson, Pedro Martinez, and Randy Johnson all had a kid together. I mean, he is that good.

The Orioles will never have a pitcher this good. I mean, never.

Did you see what he did tonight? It was like God himself was on the mound. In fact, I'm pretty sure if God wanted to play baseball, he'd try to be like David Price.

I was particularly impressed by that time, in the 4th inning, where he made Tropicana Field shake as though an earthquake was happening. Then he struck out Nick Markakis on two pitches, both of which Nick took, and the ump called balls. He's that good; he changes the rules and space and time with his mind.

[BaltimoreTerp]

David Price doesn't have a chin under his goatee. He has another fist.

(Probably doing it wrong...)

[Frobby]

Roy Halladay wears David Price pajamas to bed.

[Sports Guy]

Well who knows...Since stats don't mean anything and don't help predict the future, I think Tim Bascom could be as good or better than David Price next year.

[scOtt]

The irony. It burns!

The goggles do nothing!

[Hank Scorpio]

Remember that Green Tiger thing that He-Man used to ride?

Pretty sure David Price kills them with his bare hands, then sells the pelts to raise money for the waning Brazilian Forests. Then he fillets them and sends the green tiger steaks to starving children in Botswana.

When He-Man objects, Price intervenes, "Yo dude... you don't have the power. Clearly I have all the conceivable power on the planet, so knock it off with that sword / lightning thing."

[SammyBirdland]

Of course not, because David Price is the best pitcher in the history of baseball ever.

I mean did you see that game tonight? He's clearly the guy they'll re-name the Cy Young award after.

Looks like it already happened, according to the Associated Press.

[JTrea81]

Ken Burns just announced he's putting out another addition to his Baseball series all about David Price.

I hear that it's so long that they'll have to start it this year just to finish by the time Price is inducted into the Hall of Fame.

[Sports Guy]

Ken Burns just announced he's putting out another addition to his Baseball series all about David Price.

I hear that it's so long that they'll have to start it this year just to finish by the time Price is inducted into the Hall of Fame.

But Ken Burns believes he should be traded for Fielder.