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  1. On a better note, I have to say, I love The Slowskys.

    "...And/or duhhhhh!"

    Sorry. And/or my bad.

    Basegirl is right, I think you may have written that commercial.

    Also, I love The Slowskys. Every time I see Steve Traschel on the mound, I think of the one where Mr. Slowsky is sitting in front of his computer, waiting while a page loads and says "Aaahhhhh.....ME time."

    He even looks like a turtle. Think about it.

  2. I'm only a year out of college, and still drink quite heavily at least 3 days a week, so I could still challenge everybody here. Only problem is I'm not a very big guy, about a buck fifty. I can put away 20 drinks on a good night though. 10+ is a standard.

    I still don't get very bad hangovers, which I'm a big fan of. Once they start catching up with me the next day, I might need to rethink my lifestyle, but probably not.

    Good Lord, man. As a fairly petite female, drinking that much is just...inconceivable. At the old age of 27, I now get nasty hangovers, too. Therefore, I tend to go for quality and not quantity. One or two Ketel One Martinis (extra dry, a little bit dirty) and I'm all set. Usually. ;)

  3. If you guys ever have the means, go to a game at Heinz field, drink an excessive amount of captain morgans, and 8 natty lights during the pregame alone. Make a bet with a friend's friend that the winner gets to piss on the losers jersey. Then act like a jackass in the opposing team's stadium, continue to drink, maybe get into a fight or two, and taunt as the Ravens demolish the squealers.

    Then rain down your golden stream of justice on the authentic Joey Porter jersey.

    You sir, are a True American Hero.

  4. OK. Here we go...

    I don't care about his faith or the visiting sick kids. I don't know the guy, never will. This is a purely physical attraction emotionally enhanced by the fact that he plays (very well) for my hometown team.

    I love BRob because of

    this

    and

    this

    and

    this

    I think he is physically beautiful, more so than 99.9% of the male population. The whole childhood surgery to MLB All Star adds a nice element of extra emotional attachment but it's not the main factor.

    I think I'll get too graphic for the family board if I continue....

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