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Danielos38

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    Heels Thread

    in NCAA Basketball

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    Is the defense of UNC good enough to win a championship?

    No. They just don't have the height inside. If Hansbrough is going to let Bambale Osby work him inside, I'd love so see Kevin Love battle with him.

    What's your Xbox Live handle?

    in Computer/Video Games

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    bozDM87

    I know my handle is really lame, but my brother and I had to choose one together to we used our nick name, first letter of my first name, then his, then my favourite #, then his.

    We didn't want to pay $50 for another handle because we play different games anyways. It kinda stinks that you can't have 2 x box live profiles for one price.

    Going to the bathroom at work

    in Classic Hangout Threads

    Posted

    There is nothing worse than going into the restroom and the only urinals available are the low boys! The longer the stream, the more chance of a splash.

    No, no, no. You have to use the slope. It's like when your pouring a coke and you are trying not to get it to make the head so you tilt the glass sideways. But let's not get into details:D

    Going to the bathroom at work

    in Classic Hangout Threads

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    I was with a friend at a Caps game a few weeks ago. During an intermission, we go to the bathroom. So, when we get to the bathroom there are two drunk guys relieving themselves seprated by one urinal. My friend and I use the urinals in the middle and to the side of the two drunk men. The men then began a fairly interesting conversation:

    Man 1: Hey dude, I got my power steering going on here.

    Man 2: Yeah me too. I got 4 wheel drive.

    Man 1: I wish I had 4 wheel drive, I'm swerving all over the place.

    Man 2: I think I'm running out of gas. How do I know when I'm gettin low on fuel?

    Man 1: It'll burn man. You just gotta pinch it off when your done.

    Man 2: Hey dude your right, it really does burn. Hey, what kinda car you got?

    Man 1: A big one. Like some kinda Chevy truck or something. What you got?

    Man 2: I got one of them Hummer things.

    Man 1: Those are nice.

    The men finish peeing.

    Man 1: Let's go refuel with some more beer"

    My friend and I are listinging to this while we are doing our business and it takes all we've got to keep ourselves from falling on the floor laughing.

    It was easily the funniest bathroom expirence I have ever had.

    Going to the bathroom at work

    in Classic Hangout Threads

    Posted

    Dude, you're completely missing out! Say a class period is roughly an hour (when I was in high-school they were 55 minutes). If you can spend 10 mins squeezing out a deuce, you've just taken up almost 1/6 of the class period! I used to try to go as often as possible!

    Well, I do "go to the bathroom", I just don't actually go to the bathroom. During a class I have an easy "A" in I will take a nice lap or two around the school.

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