[Short rants.]

It makes me red in the face when somebody that has an equal job title starts to walk around and act as if they are your boss. It really gets under my nerves when the e-mails pour in telling me what to do for today and totally bypassing the superior in charge.

I mean he's been here 4 months and I trained him!

Can't you just put him on ignore....?

[Going to the bathroom at work]

I'm bringing this thread back to life because I just heard the most earth shattering explosion in my entire life in the loo here at work.

Regrettably, I had to pee really, really badly and since I hadn't peed all day, it was quite a lengthy bathroom break. After said explosion, I struggled to keep my composure (especially with my buddy a few urinals down from me giggling to himself). Well, as we were washing our hands, the CEO of the company comes out of the stall, walking proudly with a smug grin on his face.

Inexplicably, he then proceeds to rip a ridiculously loud fart. Wouldn't most people do that IN THE STALL? I mean, I cannot understand how he could possibly have enough power left in there after that eruption.

My friend and I have been emailing back and forth since then trying to figure out what to make of the situation. How is this possible? This guy is a human anomaly!!!!!!

I used to work for a guy like that....a major grunter & groaner and on more than one occasion I or a co-worker would walk into the bathroom after he had completed his mission to find 'shrapnel' on the seat and at least once on the wall.....How does this happen?!?

[Going to the bathroom at work]

I'm bladder shy, so I can't use a urinal if someone's there.

Yeah, I get a little 'Stage Fright' myself sometimes.

[Post here when you're drunk]

Just had a couple of glasses of red wine and I'm lookin' for trouble.....think I'll go give my 90-year old mother-in-law a wedgie!