[Jen Royle is the gift that keeps giving on Twitter]

I met her at her goodbye party and I have to say she is much better looking in person but I had zero interest in having any conversation with her.

[Jen Royle is the gift that keeps giving on Twitter]

So last night I was made aware that I am attending Jen Royle's goodbye party on Friday night.. I am thrilled lol

[Seinfeld]

True story. When I was in College Park, I went on my one and only date with a stunning Brazillian girl who was WAY out of my league. We started talking about interests and she mentioned that she learned how to emulate American English by watching Friends, which was her favorite show. When I asked her about Seinfeld, she replied "I hate that show, it's too smart for me".

I would have eaten feijoada and even tried to dance the samba, but that was a deal breaker from the get-go.

Did you at least close the deal that night?