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    Favorite Discontinued Products

    in Hangout Club

    Posted

    McDonalds chicken nuggets and fries. Not the ones they serve now. I'm talking about when they fried with beef tallow instead of vegetable oil. The fries would never get soggy and they were so much more delicious. The nuggets weren't all dry white meat. Yea you might find a little bone or tumor in your chicken nugget, but they were infinitely moister and tastier.

    I used to trade my white meat nuggets for my sister's dark meat nuggets.

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    Favorite Discontinued Products

    in Hangout Club

    Posted

    Have you ever fallen in love? Has your lover ever been ruthlessly murdered by evil corporate executives? We move on with our lives but we never forget.

    I miss you, Crystal Clear Pepsi, you were simultaneously a delicious soda and refreshing and see-through! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tign09D5IgE

    I miss you, Baja Picante Doritos, your spicy cheesy flavor was brilliant but short lived. One could say that you were the 2Pac of Doritos flavors.

    What are some discontinued products you miss?

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    Post here when you're drunk

    in Classic Hangout Threads

    Posted · Edited by Mashed Potatoes

    Man I seen obscene times before this hip hop game, came

    Like the cops that check me, left me in mate

    To a system where gingerbread men are to overbake

    Put to work in the dirt for a buck and quarter a day

    Choppin down trees for the next prison that's made

    And separate us from slaves with thirty dollars in pay

    The jailer got a tailor and an F-250

    Standing on dirty acres feeling God damn filthy

    Natti stands for his, suckas crawl for others

    Understand the biz or suffocate under covers

    Cuz somebody gets paid, our lemons are simply beginnings

    My sweat been the sugar in some cracka's lemonade

    Got my brother in Baghdad, hands clenching grenades

    While we hustle like house niggas, trying to buy chains

    Back asswards, for trying to buy change

    I'ma walk through the valley and rally through my pains nigga

    Ima wear your confederate flag and be a rebel

    Burn this witch down, Gretel with heavy metal

    Cancelled, for pissin on our hopes and esteem

    Since I's a youth scene it scenic like they broke in my dreams

    Weave it together; I need all the yarn you can swing

    From filthy farms we've learned bout types of alarms we can ring

    Are you gon listen? It seems the only sense you got is vision?

    And since we've shed our senses now the census steady slippin

    And since we stopped our youth from praying senselessness is livid

    And the rich dont really give a **** cause they dont gotta live it

    I see hard living everyday, you never paid a visit

    To yall the hoods a museum, in truth we just exhibits

    In truth we just some digits, a means to an end

    By any means from our KY we gon win

    Since yall dont wanna listen, I ought to use fists in place of my pen

    So then maybe all this ****ll sink in

    It's been like two weeks since somebody posted here. **** that **** in the butt.

    Ty Ty, Capone and Scarface say hi and they hope you're having fun in Nawleans.

    Anti-Rants

    in Rants

    Posted

    I have no idea what you're talking about*, but Steve Winwood was the singer in Spencer Davis's group at the time they recorded "Gimme Some Lovin." And I think he was younger than that. 17, maybe?

    *So can you explain what rick rolling is?

    Wow good point, rep for you. Can you believe that voice emanated from a 15 year old boy!?

    Try 15.

    An amazing guy.

    Steve Winwood rocks my socks off, I listen to 90% hip hop and 10% Steve Winwood.

    This is amazing...

    Anti-Rants

    in Rants

    Posted

    I actually love getting rick rolled.

    I like the song.

    The dancing in the video is amazing.

    Is it just me or does Rick Astley's voice not match his body? Kind of like Icterus Galbula's pooping song, "gimme some lovin," no way I would've guessed Spencer Davis was a 19 year old white guy.

    Whither Bikini?

    in Classic Hangout Threads

    Posted

    Don't bother. I'm pretty sure we all know it was a guy. We just had this weird unspoken code of conduct where we just winked and went along with it.

    Really? I was pretty sure most of the guys were serious but are pretending now like they knew all along.

    :skeletor:

    Happy.

    You're just a hater.

    Whither Bikini?

    in Classic Hangout Threads

    Posted

    Hey guys, I'm a bikini model. Here, let me post some pics...

    I checked out your profile after this post...

    I was suspicious when she invited me to North Carolina to hang out. And - just to be clear - a woman's interest in me does make me suspicious.

    Sadly, I thought it was my gender-based deconstruction of his/her screenname that ran her off. Now I find out s/he's just cheap.

    Haha s/he invited me to meet up with her when she came to Salisbury. I told her I was in a relationship (not true) and she told me not to worry she wasn't interested in a relationship.

    We should start a poll asking whether bikiniarmstrong was a boy or a girl. In fact...

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    Post here when you're drunk

    in Classic Hangout Threads

    Posted

    I'm at work but still drunk.

    Icterus Galbula got back into town from Nawleans last night and we did it up real big.

    Question for everyone, how do you approach the drunken work day? I like to

    -do nothing and just browse the internets

    -find a mindless task like data entry

    -ask everyone on the orioles hangout how they approach the drunken work day

    Post here when you're drunk

    in Classic Hangout Threads

    Posted

    On the same page, just couldn't get it right

    McIntosh of my eye, let me take a mega bite

    I cordially invite you to come take a ride in my thoughts

    Switch memory lanes while we dreamin, wanderin

    And in return I'll strip my inhibitions

    And go skinny dipping in your stream of consciousness

    She said it sounds tempting

    And I don't want to catch feelings

    But this urge is calling me bad

    I said well suga, if ya worried bout catching feelings

    Chances are you already have

    Suck a **** Gaytriots!

    Post here when you're drunk

    in Classic Hangout Threads

    Posted

    Lol this is the #1 site on the site IMO. This is the best in terms of being wasted and talkijng abo ut it. i am drunk. I break board rules and i love life and I will contunie to love life. Im not afriad to die. rAre you Go O's in 3008 and go people that post on this site. Rocks!!!!!

    I agree, people are being too impatient. This time go for a true rebuild and be ready to compete in 3008!

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    Post here when you're drunk

    in Classic Hangout Threads

    Posted

    Getting ready to head out for Preakness. All that needs to be said is that I am going to be toasted. Me and a group of 12 other people total have 9 30-packs for the event. 7 of those people are girls, so I've got about 30 beers to drink throughout the day to reach my quota. We'll see how that goes.

    A noble goal indeed. Watch out for a short guy with a mohawk getting into fights.

    Post here when you're drunk

    in Classic Hangout Threads

    Posted

    I'm just glad to see the thread. It had been like two weeks! I thought everyone might have stopped drinking or something! :eek:

    That's crazy talk! I feel bad not contributing to this thread but when I go out I'm thinking about girls and stupid/dangerous things to do. Maybe I could just do recaps the next day.

    Last night wasn't too exciting although to start off the night we watched a power hour DVD cleverly titled "Boner Jams '06." It's awesome, just a collection of 1 minute badass scenes. I'm not sure how my friend made it but I want to find out and make my own.

    Also I headbutted a friend's dad.

    Post here when you're drunk

    in Classic Hangout Threads

    Posted

    So last friday I finished my last real academic term of college and handed in my honors thesis. Since sunday I've been in Cabo, Mexico with about 70 other kids from W+L. Needless to say we all did irreperable harm to our livers. I hurt physically and morally. Too many stories to recount right now. Keep drinking everybody.

    P.S. I also accepted a job offer for next year. The real world's going to be weird.

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    Post here when you're drunk

    in Classic Hangout Threads

    Posted

    Addendum to my story from last night:

    I wake up this morning and I have an email on myspace from this girl. Basically it says, "It was nice to finally meet you in person last night. I have to admit I was a little weirded out last night when I found out you were the big V. It's cool that you are, but I'm definitely not and I didn't know how to handle it.....sorry." Um, yeah, so my friends were joking around with her at the bar and told her I was a virgin. They do this a lot. Usually the reaction isn't quite this extreme. I wrote back and explained the situation and I'll see if she's replied when I get home. Unbelievable!!!

    There appears to be an easy solution to this crisis, tell her to swipe your v card! She will want to because its a badge of pride, meanwhile you lose your virginity to a hot girl. It's a win-win!

    EDIT: So you're not a virgin it was just a joke? If this is the case, play the angle anyway, it will work.

    Post here when you're drunk

    in Classic Hangout Threads

    Posted

    Welp, I just bowled 6 games at the local lanes and am absolutely wrecked. Im pounding waters right now to try to fight the inevitable hangover

    This begs the new question, we all learn in school that the only way to cure a hangover is time, but that is total bs. What do you guys do to combat hangovers?

    Personally, I pound as much water as I can before bed...sometimes it works but on occasion it doesnt.

    Well the water can work sometimes but not if you're too drunk, a neurotransmitter turns off and it basically goes right through your system. That's why after "breaking the seal" people piss a million times when drinking. The next morning when your body can actually absorb the water again its a good thing to do.

    Recently a friend of mine discovered that if he takes a centrum multivitamin right before he goes to sleep the hangovers are significantly better. I tried it a week ago and I have to agree, maybe it reactivates the neurotransmitter or something, whatever it does it works.

    Another friend also just sent me in the mail her miracle cure package. Its some over the counter pills she found but I haven't tried them yet and can't find them at the moment so I don't know what they are.

    Post here when you're drunk

    in Classic Hangout Threads

    Posted

    The only thing worse than a shot of 151 is a shot of straight grain.

    I always am either too drunk to post here, or drunk somewhere else, otherwise I'd be all over this thread a lot more often!

    Yea the problem is when I get drunk I have other goals in mind that rank ahead of posting on the OH.

    Last night we had a party at our house, 1200 jello shots, 4 kegs, 8 handles of liquor, and a gin bucket. Everyone wore a white shirt they didn't care about and brought colored sharpies, and wrote vulgar things on each other. Good times.

    P.S. I've taken a shot of everclear before, bad decision.

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