Leitch
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Large Business Entities not communicating with us before offering their customers a product that we're supposed to service and we have never heard of and then being like "OH YEAH, by the way..." like two weeks later
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Eating lunch and zoning out to Norbert Kraft in my car with the window open even though it's pretty chilly outside
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Okay somebody make a sound in this building or I am going to stand on my PED and start screaming or singing or throwing stuff FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT CAN'T STAY THIS QUIET THIS LONG PLEASE
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I'm listening to the heating system in the building make the only noise that has been made in like the last 20 minutes because oh dear lord it is so slow and it is so grey and boring and silent in this place I would kill for just a little bit of muzak to listen to to help me pass the time
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Also finding out I can't surf at work even though we have hell of downtime
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Niccolo Paganini was a sick !@# and I'm tired of his @#%%$
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Thunderstorms tonight should take care of that.
Damn thunderstorms when I'm driving to Ocean City to visit my little bro!
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People who give you crap for giving bums money. It's a damned dollar. I'm broke, sometimes I don't think I'll ever be able to move out of my Grandparents' house, and I still won't miss that dollar. I don't care whether the bum is looking to get a 5th of whiskey or a jumbo 6 or if he's saving to buy himself a nice suit to wear on a job interview, he asked me for some change and I gave him a dollar. Leave me alone.
Also, bums that push it. If I just gave you money, then walked into a Royal Farms and came back out smoking, don't ask for more. Come on, pal.
Also, bums that go into long, involved stories about how they're not like all those other bums that bum your money. I'm not talking about the guys who are like "Hey man I never do this but I need a quarter to call a cab/get the bus/etc.," and you're just like okay, but those guys that are all like "Man I work and I'm this and I'm that and it's all these <epithet> that are runing this town"
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Plus... is the dang thing BIG ENOUGH?
I wouldn't mind if they just had something that wasn't so huge and gaudy.
When I first saw it, I thought it was a new way to sneak advertising in to the picture. ("What are they selling now? Do they have some new show called "9"?)
I don't mind that. I just wish they wouldn't tell me what Yorvit Torrealba asked for in his first letter to Santa Claus or what kind of extreme Tex-Mex restaurants Eric Byrnes likes to eat at or what Todd Helton's third cousin twice removed's ex-roomate's phone number added up to.
Nobody cares what Ubaldo Jimenez likes on his pizza!
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Hey back, I don't know what your problem has been all week, but seriously quit it or I will totally go out and get a new back
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I have a solution: grow some balls and drink it black.
You haven't had this coffee. I generally like my coffee black, but this is more like the blackest tar from the pits of hades, and I have taken to masking it with some sort of creamer and sugar combination because my intestines have threatened to sue.
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If I taste chunks of rotten half-and-half in my coffee one more time, I swear to Christ I'm going to destroy the alcoves in this building.
PUT THE GOD DAMNED CREAMERS IN THE FRIDGE PEOPLE
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Hell, Rollie, I'd be the first in line to take a swing at her.
Violence solves nothing
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On my way to work and wooo no just kidding haha or am I?
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It's like ruining cereal. How on earth do you even manage it?
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Oh Oh I Got One
People Who Merge Onto 895 By Coming To A Complete Stop When Absolutely Unnecessary And Thus Making It Hard For Us Non-completely Wussified Drivers Who Like To Merge Into Traffic At Speeds Above Zero
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if I hear the phrase "Oh, snap" one more time, I'm going to oh-snap someone's head off.
Oh, .......
never mind
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Those Outback Steakhouse commercials advertising Fathers Day specials
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I am annoyed by the "stock" announcer on MASN commercials.
He sounds like a wannabe baseball announcer. Always with the long "N" on MASNNNNNN...argh
Angelos should get Don LaFontaine or whatever to do all the voiceovers on the commercials
Short rants.
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You know, I've had 2 MVA ID cards, 2 Learner's permits, 3 replacement licenses, 1 suspension, 2 registration renewals, plus my little bro's recent trips to the MVA for his learners, and I seem to be the only person who has never had a bad experience at the DMV.