Creamsicle

<p><p><p>"Mattress" is a pretty good pun on his name. I've used it for years. I get that you don't like "Chad"; to each his own, I suppose. You probably aren't a fan of "Mintyfresh" or "Pond" or "Keet" or "CaJo" or "Rhymold" or "Jimmy" or "Fellaherty" either, I assume... That's perfectly fine, and incidentally thank you for the compliment - I don't know you but assume that you're a good person too.</p></p></p>