Q: Umpires are at an all-time worst this year because:
A.) They're biased against the Orioles.
B.) They're paid to fix the games so that predetermined teams go to the playoffs.
C.) They're bribed by the other team.
D.) They're threatened by the gangsters who run the gambling rackets.
E.) They play Fantasy Baseball and they fix the games so they can make more $$$ for themselves.
F.) They're pissed off about the institution of replay challenges, which call their judgement and integrity into question, so they take it out on the players.
G.) All of the above.
