Goober Noodles

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THANK YOU UMP

Wtf is this zone?

Hit it to left!

Batting practice.

Ed Reed's hat is pretty sweet, not gonna lie.

Hahahahahahaha

Kevin Brown is not allowed to acknowledge things like "SELL THE TEAM" chants.

That was very nearly an inside the parker.

CUT

Dear East Coasters, Feel free to go to bed, I've got it from here. You are excused. -Mr. Noodles

I mean, it's more entertaining and less depressing than the game. I appreciate it. Maybe you're a bit tired?

Do you not have a VPN to "put yourself" in a different region? If you do, you'll need to either clear your cache or use a private browser window, but a VPN does work to get around blackouts.

Man, what a couple of days that was. Felix Hernandez's Mariners HOF induction was super cool to be at. Seattle really loves that guy. I knew it was going have to be a miracle for us to pull a win out with Kirby on the mound after that. I did inform the man that he was not as cool as Wayne Kirby, for whom I named my dog after, but my grade-D heckling didn't seem to work. The Mariners inadvertently screwed themselves a few times. First off, Dave the Softy gave our Felix one more reason to beat the Mariners. Strike one. Then, during the middle of the ninth, just as Bautista was about to come into the game, T-Mobile's lights went into that swirling/strobing mode very similar, if not nearly identical to his intro at OPACY. Strike 2. Finally, there is a food stand there that sells Old Bay fries, now known as rally fries. Bought some on Friday late in the game - put some extra OB on there for good luck. I was giving other O's fans rally fries for good luck, and I think it's safe to say that it worked. Strike 3. Went back for more rally fries on Sunday and ran into someone from Bel Air that went to Ring Factory as well - that was pretty cool. The Mullins catch nearly made me pass out. Literally. I had been sweating in the sun all day and jumped up, screamed a bunch and mimicked the Mullins fist pump. Stood there for a second and realized I was very, very dizzy. I was in an absolute daze after the moonshot and everyone going nuts around me. The balk, the review of the Mateo play at the plate, and Servais getting tossed had the fans pretty hostile - someone even threw a beer can into the Mariners dugout. I'm fairly certain someone yelled "YEAH EAT SOME FRIES" as we ate one old bay fry after another before each pitch of Mullins' at-bat. God damn right I will. Some pictures I snapped for anyone who's interested: https://imgur.com/a/ZKaDcBF

A Mariners fan just threw a beer cam into their own dugout. Lol

Checking in from section 122. Weather is sunny without a cloud in the sky. Let’s Go O’s!

Sports Guy still going to defend Cowser?

Adley and Frazier going to HR tonight.

I'm going to games on Saturday and Sunday. It's a sellout on Saturday for Felix Hernandez's induction ceremony into the Mariners HOF before the game. Sunday is his bobble-head day, so I would expect another big crowd. Can't wait - hope the O's show up ready to play.

Could you not? Nobody wants to read incendiary political bs while reading about sports.

Grrrreat catch by Hays! And dingleberry flies out. Nice.

WIN COLUMN

God damn that was a cool segment with Jonesy. His podcast has been pretty good lately.

Good lord Gunnar is so good.