Moose Milligan

Almost had a stroke when we played Atlanta earlier this year and I didn't realize he was playing for them.

Yep. I just looked him up. 15 homers against us, doesn't have double digits against any other team. His career OPS is .705. Against us, it's .877, and it's in more plate appearances than any other team he's gone up against except the Yankees. I'm convinced that if a team wanted to beat us in a short series, they'd cut two of their outfielders, sign Kiermaier and Pillar and they'd sweep us without much of a hassle.

G-Rod did.

Yes, him. **** that guy, too.

Him and that other dude, absolutely killed us. I can't remember his name off the top of my head, I think it starts with a K, too. Outfielder. Just tormented us.

Oh what's the matter Kiermaier? Your days of screwing the Orioles coming to an end?

We're gonna lose this game 4-1 WHEN THEY HAD ONLY THREE HITS THE ENTIRE FING GAME.

If Elias has learned to option or DFA Mateo after this game, I'll consider that a win.

Hays is really tough to watch right now. It's almost like he's reverted back to who he's always been.

Of course.

Hays wasn't even in the same zip code as that last pitch. Sheesh.

Someone said the other day that O'Hearn put the pressure on RMC to be more selective at the plate. I think there's some truth to that.

Got away with one there.

I can't believe it's 2023 and I'm looking forward to a Mountcastle at bat.

Thanks, SG.

Sums it up well. Hope Flaherty makes a good impression tomorrow. Winning 3 straight against the Jays was looking like a real possibility, now we're going to have to hope for a split.

Should have brought Irvin in instead of Fuji. Probably a safe bet he wouldn't have drilled two MFers.

Glad to see Irvin made it off the Yellowstone set in order to be here for the game.

To spare us from having to see Mateo in an Orioles uniform again. Hopefully he's gone after today.

This game is dildos.

Remember those 5 minutes where Fuji was an OH darling? Good times.

****ing Rays are losing, too. Would be nice to pick up a win today, but OHHHHH NO we had to pull G-Rod one batter too soon, put Fuji out there who took a dump all over the place and then Mateo who suddenly can't do the one goddamn thing he's supposed to be ****ing good at.

Would you care to reconsider leaving G-Rod in for one more batter or no?

It sure feels that way. Henderson saves us.

That was a ****ing Goddamn gift to get out of this inning and he just **** the bed.