You can't make everyone happy. I don't mind Melanie at all but 99% of the posts in a game thread she's calling are about how awful she is and how her voice is "grating".
Might be time soon to split some time between Cowser and Stowers. Cowser has a .545 (lower now) OPS in the month of May. That's truly awful. Batting .169 with a .286 OBP and .260 SLG.