Malike

I wonder if guys who get interviewed after the game get tired of being asked how good Gunnar is? Like, dude, I'm the f'n interview!

Noel got a little bit of Cowser in him!

We literally have 1 guy in the pen who can strike guys out and everyone freaks out when he pitches lol. He's the least of the worries right now in the pen.

Did Josh Naylor get hurt Monday and I missed it?

Rain delay.

I suggest breathing in through the nose to the count of 4 and out through the mouth to the count of 7.

Luis Gil - 4.1 IP, 4H, 3ER, 4BB, 2K, 1HR. Definitely nothing to worry about with guys coming back from injury with few IP over a couple of years.

Snookered!

Gonna be Kimbrel I guess anyway.

She's been dead since 2016, but she probably wouldn't do worse than Cano.

Welp, there is the dumpster fire warming.

I'd assume Perez if they want to keep him batting RH.

Not replicating the '83 season if we don't lose 7 in a row.

If you can pick anyone back there for the save, who do you pick?

For the love of God leave Cano in the pen tonight please.

Now he throws the changeup in his last inning of work?

No chance Luis Gil who hasn't pitched more than 20 innings in 2 years is tired. Orioles and Mets are just lucky to get him on an off day I guess.

Remind me why Mateo is in the lineup against a RHP?

His pitches are trash. The results are okay, 2 runs, but no whiffs or K's and getting torched by guys who can't hit is pretty bad. Carrasco is throwing garbage and has only given up 1 run, I wouldn't say he's pitching well, despite the results.

Rodriguez just isn't very good right now. 4 whiffs and no K's and getting torched by light hitting batters.

You know your pitches are trash when Austin Hedges torches you. Not a single K lol.

We need to lose 7 in a row just like they did in '83. Twice. Two more games to go on the first leg.

This team need Ben back so we can end the curse of Dave Johnson.

Who did I personally attack? Find one "real" evaluator who thinks Holliday isn't an elite athlete, I can wait.