ArtVanDelay

I’ve been calling them frauds for 5 years and they’re my pick to finish last in the AL East.

I don’t think it is debatable. You’re the first person I’ve ever seen suggest that he might not be a HOFer.

I was thinking of Pujols.

Well I hope this is what he is now but you’re right that it’s probably not. Not everyone declines gradually, though. Some guys fall off a cliff. Albert Pujols did.

He’s 32. The idea that his athletic prime may be coming to an end is not an egregious one.

Pretty sure Rodon needs to retire on the spot after giving up homers to Mateo and McKenna in the same inning.

Thank the Poverty Pirates for giving the Yankees Clay Holmes for free.

Nope. I liked that Santander went up there looking for something to hit. It didn’t work out. You don’t get many chances against a guy like Holmes.

Yeah exactly like that.

I know Adley likes to let the first pitch go by but he should’ve been ready to attack there. You can’t put yourself in a hole against elite relievers.

Well Adley just watched the only hittable pitches he’ll see go by.

King of the Gil.

I didn’t know Colton had a twin.

Grisham is just up there looking to walk. Throw him strikes.

Hopefully we’re ready to work the count against Luis Gil.

NYY 3.8 proj. runs 6:35pm in 50m +1.5 (-160) (o/u 8.5) (+138) # Player vs. R 1 Anthony Volpe R SS 2 Juan Soto L RF 3 Aaron Judge R LF 4 Giancarlo Stanton R DH 5 Anthony Rizzo L 1B 6 Gleyber Torres R 2B 7 Trent Grisham L CF 8 Jose Trevino R C 9 Oswaldo Cabrera L 3B Luis Gil R SP VERIFIED LINEUP @ BAL 4.7 proj. runs 75° -1.5 (+137) (o/u 8.5) (-153) # Player vs. R 1 Gunnar Henderson L SS 2 Adley Rutschman L C 3 Ryan O'Hearn L DH 4 Ryan Mountcastle R 1B 5 Colton Cowser L LF 6 Jordan Westburg R 2B 7 Cedric Mullins S CF 8 Heston Kjerstad L RF 9 Ramon Urias R 3B Corbin Burnes R SP VERIFIED LINEUP

It would be awesome if Judge is a 120 OPS+ guy now instead of 180.

They’re going to be playing Chocolate and Cheese in its entirety for the 30 year anniversary.

There’s a dude wearing a tuxedo in the splash zone.

Could use a Mounty bomb here

I’m seeing them in Philly in September.

Volpe always looks like he’s about to cry

So did Nestor

A bomb to Austin Wells and then walking Grisham is pretty unacceptable.

LFG!