At least somewhat in jest.
and I was dealing with someone obnoxious at work, so probably being argumentative as well.
but I guess also because if you ignore their starter value loss, it’s basically asking who is your best pitcher. In which case i cannot fathom any argument for kremer, Irvin, means, Suarez to even be options. And wells only gets a note because he’s the only one who has done it before.
but I suppose purely to be whimsical, I would probably say Burnes given his track record, or bradish due to his stuff and not being quite as susceptible to first inning damage as Burnes (and Grayson).