Goober Noodles

Why do O's fans not yell O during the Canadian national anthem? Perfect opportunity to establish dominance.

Congrats on your ascension to being part of the 1%!

Oof. At least there's an off day for you to recover and actually eat dinner on time. Everything sucks worse when you're hangry.

We'll be lucky if Bradish gets through 5 at this rate.

Damn, what a relay throw.

I love that MASN's pregame B-roll included this:

How about #BringGaryBack

Is burnes burning (glowing red) for anyone else? edit: eh... nevermind. I guess the ad overlay doesn't like the black ad vs black uniform. I've never seen this sort of thing so pronounced.

That was a cinematic masterpiece by MASN. 1. Volpe establishes he is an inferior shortstop to Gunnar. 2. Joyous fat man soaks it in. 3. Boonie blows it. Then eats it. 4. Cal has the slightest of smugbird smirks.

That one definitely hurt. He was hit there a few days ago, no?

MASN feed is fixed for me - may want to try it again.

Did MLB.tv break for anyone else? I had to switch to the YES feed in order to have a picture and not Spanish radio.

Trout right there looked like Reynolds while he was waiting for that fly ball.

Lol I love Cowser - what a clown.

This is one of the pictures of the "bongzilla" on Amazon:

Let's go Irvin.

Hell yeah Albert Suarez! Dude looks like he's got some great "mound presence." By that I mean, he looks very, very calm out there.

That was crushed - good lord Gunnar is on fire right now.

Good start so far!

We were 9-7 last year before going on a 7-game winning streak. This year feels very, very similar so far, especially with the defensive miscues. The series against the Yankees this year is a bit earlier than the big Atlanta series though. https://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/BAL/2023-schedule-scores.shtml#all_win_loss

Good to see Jackson get a walk finally.

What an adjustment on that high and tight fastball by Westburg. WoOoooo!!!