Moose Milligan

Bartolo Colon wants to remind everyone that being fat doesn’t mean you cat throw strikes.

He does. And I think Tony’s brought this up but there’s not a guy in the pen that can go 2+. We are going to give this lead right back. This is awful.

Terrible. Now bringing in Coulombe to face Rizzo. People seem to act like our bullpen is a huge strength but lately all I’ve wanted is to drink a bottle of Pepto when I see any of these guys not named Cano on the mound.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God

Givens doesn’t have it.

Great, Givens with a walk and an HBP. I know it’s slippery with the rain but c’mon.

This rain looks nasty.

Finally got Ralph Kiner falafel out.

YOU CANT CLIP THESE WINGS NEW YORK

I’m not sure what my favorite part of that inning was but Henderson pinch hitting and then tagging on a short fly on Judge is up there.

This is AWESOME

Frazier’s xWTF is a cool .885.

Gunnar Henderson not giving a **** about Judge

Gunnar, wow.

Ugh.

I get it, he has to be sunny side up for stuff like that but it’s insufferable.

Mounty finally!

Kevin Brown hyping the city connect jerseys might be the death of me.

Dunno. He looks like he doesn’t always know where the wall is when he’s on the warning track. I don’t think that play was necessarily easy but I think he pulled up because he didn’t know where he was.

Judge just missed that.

Missed the game yesterday. Goddamit.

Great slider.

I feel like Mullins should have had that?

Ortiz with the glove love

This is true.