Moose Milligan

Ugh.

My God, I would love Kevin Brown to follow me around and just tell everyone how unlucky I am.

He’s a good backup catcher. Not sure I want him DHing often but he’s overall fine.

That was nice. I like McCann.

Oh ok. So why’s Toronto wearing them? Canada doesn’t have armed forces.

Anyone ever say what’s up with these hats this weekend?

Everyone should have a buzz cut, I agree!

Lol the home plate umpire from yesterday literally has ASS in his last name. Fitting.

Would be awesome to get this one.

Definitely can’t scrap them now. Maybe they’ll get a redo next summer.

Joe West was bad. Bucknor is terrible, too. I’ve been a lone holdout on robot strikezones but I’m slowly coming around.

Dan Lasagna felt the need to take over Angel Hernandez’s throne as the worst umpire in the game while Hernandez is out, looks like.

At any rate, I’m hoping that the backlash for the leak was enough that Nike and the Orioles scrapped it and went to plan B somehow. But if that was their plan A, I’m assuming whatever else they could do as an alternate would be terrible. The City Connect jerseys are interesting. From what I’ve noticed they’re usually met with some kind of mixed reaction. But I don’t think I’ve seen anyone say anything positive about the leaked design for the Orioles. This looks like it’s headed to be an unmitigated disaster.

Yeah I read that and couldn’t believe I’d never heard that before.

That’s nice.

Everything.

Are you incapable of joy?

Lmao they’re in last now.

If we can tattoo Gausman tomorrow that’d be great.

That’s a series win.

Agreed! Ortiz is simply terrible. Can’t believe he’s on the roster. He can’t do anything on a baseball field. Should be playing pickleball with his grandparents instead.

Yes, the starting pitching is the only thing that gives me pause.