Moose Milligan

That one should have had a damn stewardess on it.

Nevermind.

Pudgy faced applejohn is taking it to the Rays.

If you’re not gonna pass up your discount to boycott Nate, Josh and whatever the hell the other Lowe is, we can’t do business, CoC.

Lol out machines Henderson and Stowers on the bench ready to pinch hit, Kevin Brown.

Tony trying to hit a 6 run homer with no one on base. We’re getting shut out tonight, guys.

I might just start doing that. **** the Lowes.

Of course.

Would be nice if Mounty could get this started right.

I hate all the Lowe’s. There’s like three of them, one of them always kills us and I think it’s Nate. The fact that all three of them played for the Rays makes it even more confusing.

Akin looks locked in right now.

Of course.

Adley overdue. But also in a little slump.

A little two out rally?

So he’s Sandy Koufax at home.

Wtf

****

Right now? 2.

Good at bat so far.

They’re afraid of McCann!

The Hays in the leadoff role has to stop. Is Mullins hurt or something and we don't know it?

I think he's well suited for it, too. He's not going to swing for the fences when all he needs to do is make contact. I think he's got a decent idea of the strike zone and would simply look to put the bat on the ball in order to make the defense make a play.

I think it's hysterical that the signing we all hated and railed against at every possible turn this offseason has been mentioned multiple times in this thread.

Hey, you know what? This is my fantasy and in my fantasy, Mountcastle is off playing first base for the Rockies or something. He's not up next in the order.

I'd go with Adley, simply because he's got a better chance of not making an out. And that loads the bases (hey, @Frobby wasn't clear if there was anyone else on the bases or not) or at least gives you first and third. Mullins would be next because I think he can drop a bunt. I wouldn't mind Urias up there, either.