Malike

Or you're just a dummy!

That's why I don't want Cano closing. Too much contact and bad things happen with contact.

Okay, I feel like I should explain what I did there since clearly nobody got it. I didn't use death intentionally, and I used reported, because Roy is a reporter. Now take a deep breath and realize I know the quote and I'm not an idiot.

I didn't want to use the right one. He's alive and well.

The guy is on pace for likely his best numbers this season and Roy thinks he's the problem.

Reports of Santander's demise are grossly reported.

No chance, we get both of their closers. Go enjoy the day!

He never lied.

You likely won't miss much.

I want the O's to win, I don't want to stay in first pace by pacing the Yankees with wins and losses. First place on May 11th isn't a big deal. Win ballgames.

May as well keep him in. 22P, let him get through the order 1x.

Tampa's BP is atrocious. Don't worry, they'll cough it up.

84 pitches. I guess the Strasburg 14k debut worked out a bit better.

Baumann is no Cano fielding his position.

If Mountcastle were Mateo, that triple would have been an ITP HR and we'd be tied.

We have a Kjerstad AB to look forward to at least. He's an impressive human.

One more year and he gets his MLB Gold Card.

Terrible that a ball at your feet is a strike.

Got dinged for a HR.

Pirates 6-1 lead erased. Not that Skenes was going to get a win with 4 IP.

I Guess Lovello was going for the win rule too. Should have pulled him earlier.

92ish, I think.

If only Westburg could hit HRs.

Right, that's why I said he only had his fastball.

Tough day for Means against a team that destroys LHP and he really only had his 90 MPH fastball.