I just need this game to end before the stuttering MLB.TV feed makes me jump off my roof. It's got to be the game feed, the commercials are totally fine.
He's already said he's going to stay a 2-way player, if he has surgery in the off-season he can still DH next year and pitch in '25. he's getting more than 5/250, I'm pretty sure.
It is still a hit, you still get credit for getting on base, and you would lose win value for being a bad baserunner. It wouldn't just affect your slugging, you got on base, you just made a bad move and tried to get greedy.