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    Whither Bikini?

    in Classic Hangout Threads

    Posted

    Anybody ever see that Monty Python sketch where the comely lass beckons the mailman into a room suggestively, and locks him in, where he finds a room filled with mailmen, some who've obviously been there for ages?

    Yeah. That.

    Whither Bikini?

    in Classic Hangout Threads

    Posted

    I was suspicious when she invited me to North Carolina to hang out. And - just to be clear - a woman's interest in me does make me suspicious.

    Sadly, I thought it was my gender-based deconstruction of his/her screenname that ran her off. Now I find out s/he's just cheap.

    There was more conversation than I care to admit to about her/ him, and his/ her gender. And she/ he invited me too, so I'm beginning to think it was some kind of slave trade/ butcher deal. Because, even though I am married to a lovely girl, I am made even more suspicious by interest in me. Drag. Heh.

    Would love to know who "she" was, though....

    So say we all.

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    Short rants.

    in Rants

    Posted

    Meh...what are you gonna do? I'm referring to the kids sitting behind us when you came to say hello near the end of the game.

    I'm glad I didn't do anything to escalate the situation. I'm not always the best at shutting my mouth and walking away, but I'm glad I did last night.

    You did the right thing. Think of how traumatised the kids around you would've been if you had wailed on the guy? ;)

    Anti-Rants

    in Rants

    Posted

    Well now you're really going to kick yourself because 8 gigs are 179. 4 gigs are 149.

    (of course anyone purchasing electronics knows this sort of thing happens...comes with the territory)

    I was so close to buying a Shuffle, even though I have a Nano and an 80 gig iPod. Cuz they're neat. They have a figgin clip!

    The artist(s) formerly known as.....

    in Hangout Club

    Posted

    Oooooh, well, then yes, I see how it would be phyrric victory. I wouldn't say you wasted that much time hounding me though.

    Well, it didn't feel like time wasted to me at all, which is really a sad reflection on how I spend my time.

    And that ice cream was so damn good. Even the thought of it makes my throat feel a little better (got a sore throat thing going on, hope it doesn't get passed on because then I'd feel really bad).

    You didn't lick anything in the house while I wasn't looking, did you?

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    The artist(s) formerly known as.....

    in Hangout Club

    Posted

    How is this a phyrric victory for you? It's not like you have to change your name to The Sock.

    You know, if you don't get/ like the joke, fine. But why tromp on it? That's just mean.

    And it is a phyrric victory because I spent an inordinate amount of time hounding you to do it, when it's essentially meaningless. Sheesh. I let you in my house. You had homemade soy cream. I let you sit on my couch. You forced me to italisise the last word of each sentence.

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    Short rants.

    in Rants

    Posted

    Dear Drek Family-

    Sorry I'll be missing you this summer.

    Signed,

    High BGE Bills for June, July, August, and September

    You know, I think I'd go without a few meals to not feel positively cooked by my wooden house. It's like walking through a warm wet wool sweater all the time. Ewwwwwwww.

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