Moose Milligan

It hasn’t been officially announced, right? We’re all here just working ourselves into a frenzy so far, correct?

Pretty awesome that he's already the best baserunner in the majors.

Unless we're getting blown out or we find ourselves up a bunch of runs, I don't think it's gonna happen. But that's not going to stop people from crying about it anyway.

Orioles grid today. 9/9 91 rarity score.

This is all exciting and everything but I hope none of you are expecting him to get significant playing time.

Of course.

If you’re Aaron Hicks, Ben, time to slap the ball to left. Don’t try to pull it.

That was ****ing awesome.

C’mon Gunnar.

Can’t wait to see Hays lead off with a 2 pitch at bat. Gonna be great.

Eh, I dunno. I mean, Wainwright is barely hanging on and can’t crack 90. His ERA was over 8, IIRC. I was expecting us to tune him up last night. I think last night was more inexcusable. Either way, both games have been pathetic.

That fastball looked like it had some run on it.

Hit it hard. That sucks.

Ugh.

Oh God this guy at the plate looks like he’s here to do one thing and one thing only.

I was watching the Last Dance documentary on Netflix last week. And I think it was Bill Wennington who was talking about how the Bulls got off to a slow start in ‘97-‘98. They didn’t have Scottie Pippen and lost a few games. He said that when you’re a winning team and you’re expected to win, one loss feels like 5. And I think that speaks to what we’ve seen last night and tonight. Last nights loss and this nights loss feel like a big losing streak, feels like we haven’t won a game in a week, scored a good amount of runs in forever, etc.

Save us O’Hearn. You’re our only hope.

I never called you a liar. Never once, not ever. I just think you’re unintentionally hysterical. But fine, fine. You’re all about honesty and wanting to post real pictures, I get it. So here’s a real photo of me.

No, I am Fred McGriff. I’m assuming you’re Lebowski, Lebowski.

If Webb can come in and make quick work of the next batter it’s ok.

Deserves that standing ovation.

He’s really stepped up, it’s been good to see.

Dude you’re the only one who has a real picture of themselves as their avi. I don’t know why you’re bragging about this. If you can’t laugh at yourself, that’s okay because a lot of us are doing it for you. It’s not malicious, lighten up.

Time for Henderson to hit a piss missile.

No I didn’t! I also suck at bowling, bro!