Moose Milligan

Irvin looks like a lost member of the Oak Ridge Boys.

I know. He’s a Mountcastle apologist and it’s adorable.

Mountcastle would never.

This game is dildos. Smokey and the Bandit is on Netflix, FYI.

This sucks. Not the start I was expecting tonight.

Batters are Ted Williams against this guys fastball. I want to see a big night.

Gunnar leadoff dinger LFG.

Great slider to Muncy. Beautiful.

#2 defense in all of baseball???? Cue a wildcard thread!!!!!!

Orioles fans: WE NEED GOOD STARTING PITCHING Tyler Wells: I have a 3.18 ERA and lead the league with a 0.927 WHIP. ORIOLES FANS: YEAH I THINK YOU’RE PROBABLY BETTER OUT OF THE BULLPEN. WHERE CAN WE GET A GOOD STARTER?????

You pontificating about G-Rod's impending heat stroke was pretty funny too, hotshot. You're not above it.

This thread is ****ing hysterical.

Kinda like male members of your extended family?

I thought Adley couldn't throw?

Big man throw ball hard! *grunt grunt*

I did! Very exciting.

Great.

Isn't that always your answer?

This Vesia guy and his 6.17 ERA is going to neutralize our lineup because he throws with his left hand.

Don't you know me by now?

GODDAMN KIDS DONT BELONG IN A GODDAMN PENNANT RACE GODDAMIT

Vespi. Awesome.

I don't know who the hell was calling those high fastballs for Baker, but that was piss poor. And if you're Baker, get one shoulder high. Make sure if you're gonna try to get someone to chase that it's elevated out of the zone enough. That whole thing was just dumbassery.

Kept ****ing around with that high fastball and got burned.