Moose Milligan

I don't get the Points Bet golf ads. I know who Paige Spiranac is, she's definitely hot. But at the same time, I'm 41 years old and I've spent a good chunk of my life doing fashion shoots for developing models on the side of my regular job. Once you've seen one, you've seen them all. I'm sure Paige looks great jumping up and down but I'm also reminded that no matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere is sick of her **** that she thinks doesn't stink.

People draw this comparison all the time. And while it makes sense from a 35,000 foot view, it’s not promoting an all-time great gambling on his own team.

Another bullpen piece or two.

I’d wish they’d all go away. Especially Lisa Kerney and her Botox injected lips.

Rest of the division lost yesterday. Awesome.

I wish there was that option. Would completely tank any work productivity that I have left, though.

It’s been a constant topic since you’ve been gone.

Big MFer. We've got the Mountain and Mount Fujinama.

Looks like it, yes.

Initial jokes aside, I like this pickup. Strictly because we've been able to get relievers back on track, even if it's for a little bit (Jorge Lopez, Cionel Perez) or for more of an extended period (Bautista, perhaps Cano). Hopefully this is a shot in the arm for the bullpen over the next two months or so.

No.

Baumann upgrade? Wahooo!!!!

I don’t know what you guys expect from a backup catcher. If you can find a defensive stud, he’d probably be starting somewhere. Or at least already in a platoon. If you can find one that’s a good hitter, he’d probably be starting somewhere. The backup catcher dilemma is truly one of the weirder obsessions on this board.

Voters have historically made it known that they don’t care about the amount of “pro” experience that a player has in order to win ROY. It will probably come down to a WAR race. But still, Yoshida will be hard to beat.

Rays just lost. Awesome.

Here's hoping we get the good Cano today.

Hicks heating up.

Lol, one pitch out. Predictable.

Mounty right on right? Cmon.

McCann, nice.

Simmer down, Karen.

Let's get that quick inning, DC.

Lol, you're so obviously Mr. Splash, dude. Just stop making screenames.

But Henderson can't hit lefties!!!!!!