Malike

Interesting, he got tossed for jawing at the ump right after that pitch to Caballero was thrown.

But if we had robo umps it was a strike.

Corbin Burnes is still our best pitcher it seems.

If players and managers want robo umps then that was a strike

I'm not very interested in knowing where strangers on the internet live, or even how.

I sure hope Bradish isn't hurt after throwing so much in his last start.

I don't remember you bragging about living in a multi-million dollar home, but I could be wrong.

If you can afford a multi-million dollar house you might be able to support the site for 25 bucks a year and then you can edit your posts. Just saying.

Ryan O'Hitless in his last 2 games.

414-foot shot and only a HR in 22/30 parks. Jeesh.

Cowser unlucky again.

Santander really struggling but his OPS keeps going up. Interesting.

How am I trying to argue something? I asked you a serious question. Do you honestly think 18 ABs is a big enough sample to say that his batting average means anything at all? I figured you were joking, it's apparent you weren't now. It's fine, I was wondering if you really believed what you wrote, it appears you do, which is also fine by me.

Sure, but you were surely joking about Stowers' batting average, right?

This is a joke right? Stowers has had 18 ABs. He went from a .564 OPS to .915 OPS in the game he hit two doubles. He's an 0-5 from falling like a rock.

His BABIP was .395 in March/April and .255 in May. He's been unlucky in May but was super lucky in March/April.

Hopefully, these guys have a better June than they did in May. Cowser .580 OPS O'Hearn .653 OPS

It was.

Kimbrel dotting those fastballs.

Henderson wanted to step on 2B before he made the throw. I caught him.

Hey Siri, what's the quickest way to the visiting locker room?

The funniest person alive is a really subjective thing unless you're Philip, then it's Bob Newhart for everyone.

The fact that you don't know who he is is your loss.

You're doing it again!