Nah, it would be in a world where they are lookin to upgrade their offense, and can do so with an All-Star in Hays and a second base upgrade in Urias over Wong. At worst, Urias can platoon with Wong at second. Both Hays and Urias still have some team control. As I said, the Orioles could throw in others, such as Cole Irvin, who has tons of team control and the Mariners may be interested in taking a flyer on.
Brain dead? No? Lost grip of reality? No. But thanks for the comments!