MongoBoy

Now where have I seen this before?

You're asking a lot.

Where's Givens? We need a chance to lose this baby.

That is what you call 'doing your homework'. You can take advantage of an outfielder that runs like he has a piano on his back.

Steam them in the microwave. Come out nice and soft.

Guess that's why they never bunt.

A stand up triple to a pitcher. Season just keeps getting better.

I'll take the blame. when I first joined, they were up 1-0.

Could he have gotten a DP?

??? Dude.

Aim for the heart, Ramon.

They usually blow any lead they have way before a closer is needed.

I went to bed the O's were winning. I got up and saw they won. Doesn't happen very often.

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Then what does the manager, er, dishwasher, do?

And he didn't.

Salami?

Then what is his job? Making out the lineup card? Knowing when to take out a pitcher when he has a no-hitter?