Moose Milligan

Down five? Might as well be down 30.

No, that's believable.

No question marks for me. I've seen enough.

Great, that's game.

This is unbelievable. And yet totally believable all at the same time. And this sucks for Baumann to have to come in for a bases loaded jam. Fuji was God awful. Bailed out by a great catch by Hays and walks the bases loaded. I've about seen enough. He had a clean inning, I don't need to hear that excuse for him anymore.

You are a grouchy old fart, don't think about it.

OMFG OMFG OMFG DUDE

Fujinami is Japanese for "full pack."

And that makes me like the Astros juuuuuuust a little bit.

Just aim it for the middle of the plate and let's go.

GODDAMIT.

I see that stupid OXY patch on the Astros uniform and all I can think of are those zit wipes from the 80s. I'm also trying not to have a meltdown about Fujinami.

Dunno. I don't remember him hitting 100. But his stuff was pretty straight, too.

Fuji pumping the straightest 101 you'll ever see.

Whoa.

This is one of those games where being down one run feels like being down 5.

Frazier with a steal what

Not these days, nope.

THAT WAS A STRIKE TWO AT BATS AGO YOU MORAAAANNN

This umpire can go screw.

WE COULD HAVE TRADED FOR A NO HITTER

Do we have anyone with a modest two game hitting streak?

That's a good start.

I guess technically she's correct, but it's still awkward. Back-to-back means in consecutive at bats, IMO. Adley and Gunnar hit back-to-back homers at the top of the order. IMO, you don't have "back-to-back" walks when you haven't been up in 3 innings.

Goddamit.