Moose Milligan

I wonder what the chances are of Elias and Hyde reading this thread and taking these suggestions to heart.

The Dylan Cease stans are something to behold.

He's 16 months so he sleeps 11, 12 hours at a time.

I wouldn't be opposed. But he deserves to be starting somewhere.

Urias is money. Great Elias pickup.

Maybe. Movie on the TV, put the game/game thread on the laptop.

Wife's outta town, kid's usually in bed by 6:30-7. I've got nothing else to do tonight other than sit around. Part of me wants to watch tonight's game but another part of me just wants to watch a movie.

I'm not kidding when I say I think we'll be lucky to take 1/3 from them. Our pitching was ass against the Royals, I can't wait to see what Acuna, Murphy and Olson do to us. Kremer vs. Fried and his 0.45 ERA Bradish vs. Strider Wells vs. Elder Woof.

Here's hoping he can get the splitter back under command. Looks like he was able to reel it in towards the end of the outing.

He’s good for spiking one 15 feet in front of home plate or airmailing the catcher once a game at least.

Bautista makes me nervous. I don’t give a Frenchman’s **** who disagrees.

Bautista trying to walk a .156 hitter.

The Ramon Urias Game.

The Mets aren’t exactly amazin this year.

Need more runs.

It’ll be a pity if Chapman can’t continue here.

That was a nice play.

That's part of the fun. Scorching hot takes and comments that no one takes 100% seriously because we're all on edge.

Moose Milligan with the reverse lock!

OOOOOMG these carpet pissers are gonna piss all over this carpet.

Might wanna go check on that.

The Royals have all the momentum in this game.

OOOOOMG we're gonna blow this game and poop the bed all over this schedule coming up. This is terrible.

Can't we just have a laugher for once? Can't we just blow out a team, rest our bullpen score a ****ton of runs?

I jinxed G-Rod.