I like where your head is at, except our bats have been a bit cold. Kluber has been terrible and I don't think that changes but I think Sale is dangerous and can reach into the wayback machine and deliver a vintage start.
It's not their pitching that worries me, it's the fact that they can score some runs. They're third in the AL (we're 4th) at 5.74 runs per game. Duvall is out and that helps since he was a thorn in our side during the opening series. They're still that annoying offense that can take pitches, work the count and get into a bullpen.
To your point, it's not a good team, I agree with you there. But to me, they're still dangerous.