Moose Milligan

LOL of course. Of course.

You're right, but I'm sure Hays would have figured out a way to screw himself in a 3-0 count, too.

Oh, Hays is up. Thrilling.

Well, what a surprise.

Here's Tony to strike out.

I don't need to look at Jomboy to see what Mountcastle said after the Wall took a dinger away from him just now.

I'd trade for Nestor just so we don't have to ****ing face him.

I'm not far behind. This is just one of those games where you already know what's gonna happen. Sunday, crafty lefty, Yankees...part of me feels bad for bailing on a game this early in the season but at the same time this is misery.

filth flarn filth

2-0 feels like 10-0.

Wouldn't be a series against the Yankees without a Judge homer. Oh well, at least we got one win.

Because he's not a good hitter. He has no patience.

Agreed on all points.

****ing Nestor Cortes. I don't even know why I'm bothering watching.

I'd be fine with all three of those guys being shipped off. Yes.

He's been terrible.

Nah.

I’m sure he probably can’t handle it.

That’s a professional hitter right there.

Then keep crying about it. I mean, I think Hays and Santander have stayed past their welcome and I’d prefer to see someone like Stowers, too. But I’m also not about to pretend that Stowers is a guy without some serious flaws and doesn’t deserve a spot just because he’s got upside.

Get a haircut, Gunnar. Stop worrying about how you look.

Some of you guys are gonna have to get over the emotional attachments to some of these guys when they don’t get enough at bats, are blocked by someone in the majors, get traded before they have a chance to make an impact or some combination of all of the above.

I thought if you hit the Masters lottery, the tickets were 1,000+

I think the ticket prices for The Masters kind of make up for whatever damage you’d wanna do at the concession stand.