Moose Milligan

Damn, that last line drive scared the $%*! out of me.

No hitter!!!! WOW!!!!

Here we go! One more!

7-8-9 up for the Mariners. They're probably going to look to spoil this before swinging for the fences.

Dude, Stewart. Nice at bat but no one wants to see you hit right now.

It is really nice. Almost want us to get three quick outs to get Means back out there quickly.

Mancini is swinging really well.

Let's tune this guy up.

Yeah, that's a good estimate. Normally it's pitches that are just off the plate that are getting called for strikes. But not in this case. I really can't remember seeing so many blatant strikes that were called balls.

Means has been electric today despite some terrible umpiring.

Pat M'FING VALAIKA!!!

That was a goddamn strike. Unbelievable.

You want to keep Means and have him with Hall and G-Rod in the rotation, too. That's what we should be working for.

THAT WAS A F'ING STRIKE.

Glad to see Means is pitching today, too. This is an afternoon treat.

Lol SG can't help himself making digs at society issues.

Well, of course. Means tomorrow. Night ya'll.

Way to battle, DJ.

Nice take, nice take.

Ugh. Quick 0-2.

Look at Valaika choking up like a champ. I don't like this Dugger guy. Maybe it's the dorky glasses. Maybe it's because he's a vowel away from sharing the last name of some annoying reality tv show family. C'mon, Stewart. Get into one.

Duck fart to right field!

Nice eye, Valaika. Gotta get Stewart up. Can't believe I'm thinking that.