allquixotic

You've got line quality issues, my friend. Could be anywhere along the line, fiber or ethernet or coax depending on your setup, but most definitely... line quality issues.

Ro! Bo! UMPS! Ro! Bo! UMPS! Sooooooooo tired of the automatic 3-0 strike when the ball is a foot outside!

Did they reverse all of his records and accomplishments from the MLB? Did his years of effective pitching not count for the teams he played for? Were his suspensions not barely a blip on the radar compared to how long he played? I'm not saying that cheating is right. I'm saying that, the way the rules are, cheating is "profitable". Just like when a company breaks the law and is fined something like $25,000 but made millions on the violation.

Or getting the stem cells from the Dominican or wherever, like Bartolo Colon did. He practically grew a new arm.

Spring 2025. Calling it right now. Murphy's Law.

A guy who was batting 0.0625 in his past 32 PA beats us. Un freaking real. DFA the entire team. Just outright release them and start over. Blow it up. I kid, but these guys are in a serious slump right now.

F the Indians. Guardians. Whatever. I'm so angry right now. Terry Francona sucks.

Of COURSE. A lead off double.

OMG!!!! What are the chances!!!

How does an entire team make this many mistakes? Bad pitch after bad pitch from Kremer. A barely decent bullpen that nonetheless yields some runs. Bad, impatient ABs. And a TON of defensive mistakes. All I can figure is fatigue.

Don't forget a starter who threw batting practice for 70 pitches.

Pathetic....

Heyyyy, Gurgi's mom! Your favorite player is looking to steal a base here.

Wow. Kjerstad got lucky there with a catcher's interference call. He was fooled on that.

Early predictions that we'd need double digit runs to win this game might turn out to be right on the money.

Traffic; traffic... Clear of conflict.

Very nice, out number 2... now just don't give up a hit, and NO MORE FIELDING ERRORS, and we're golden.

Kinda, but the entire defense also forgot how to play catch!

Not sure if someone else said it before him (they probably did), but I remember Joe Angel saying "Nothing good ever comes from a leadoff walk."

My mom is in the ER waiting all day for an MRI (and now the results)... I got my O's fandom from her and dad, since I was a kid. She is in a room now, watching MASN and texting me on almost every play. She's not in any immediate danger -- but the purpose of the MRI is to figure out why she has partial blindness in one eye. The possible reasons are frightening. The game is a distraction, but it would be a much happier distraction if they'd WIN.

Namaste! Cleveland kee aadhikaarik bhaasha hindee hai! (Hindi is the official language of Cleveland)!

I've seen it at least since the tail end of the dark years before Buck. I'd say it started in the late oughts, if not earlier. Dunno what they teach them about the baseball -- do they think a scuff mark or something will make it more likely for them to lose control of the pitch?

My guess is we'll have to win out at home to win the division. TB doesn't know the meaning of the word "fatigue". They just keep winning and winning and winning.

Pathetic, impatient showing by the offense for the 5th. Not gonna get it done that way, guys! Sad!

Anyone remember Warning Track Wieters? Rutschman doing a decent impression there.