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Honestly still think Bradish is our ace. He is so good. No disrespect to Burnes at all. We're very lucky to have both.

Mullins doing his Urias impression

At least we don't have the A's announcer. When the A's broke a tie with a solo homer she said "that changes the score dramatically".

They've blown past expectations so far and have been playing well lately. Caught them at a bad time.

I believe so but just goes to show how impressive the streak is.

The game thread is clearly not for you.

What is Melanie talking about with the Bradish scoreless streak? He gave up a run last game.

As far as I know, you can block the plate if you have the ball in the glove. But who knows. It's never been enforced consistently.

Bang bang play. I think he was safe, but was very close and probably wouldn't have been overturned. Umps just don't like us this series. Agree with the send.

Agree, Kjerstad is the only one of those 3 I'd entertain.

Idiots.

Irvin will go to the pen and Baumann will be DFAed. The O’s aren’t going to give him a roster spot over Kremer. Just not going to happen.

Kremer’s chances of ending up in AAA are zero unless it’s a rehab.

Talk about a dramatic thread title. I thought I was about to read that he killed someone.

Yes, but try not to get your hopes up.

They really don't look like it.

Gunnar should shave the porno stache

Yeah I'm done with these jerseys. I'm blaming the jerseys.

How come we strike out every other at bat and our pitchers can't strike anyone out

I am wholly on board with a Urias DFA and a Mayo promotion.

Last pitch to Cowser was too close to take. He has to take a hack at that.

Fangraphs will never acknowledge the Orioles. I doubt they'll make it there even if they're on pace to win 120 games by the ASB.

It just seems to be the popular term for it. I didn't make it up.

Doubt it.

I was very specific with my examples of Miller and Bautista because they are excellent strikeout guys and are super effective. That’s going to be great for your 1-run record. I would expect Oakland to have a good record in 1-run games this year.