Moose Milligan

Jorge and his corn are way more tolerable than the cheese family.

I agree, it's awful. But as long as it's consistently awful, I'm okay with it...like, fine, if he doesn't give either team the low strike but you can throw inside off the plate and get away with it, that's not ideal but at least you know what you're working with. Glad that Kremer escaped.

Man, Stanton just missed that.

Well he gave him one there inside. So there's that.

Nice with the strikeout. Pretty sure that's not the pitch he wanted to throw but it worked.

I'll say right now I don't care if the umpire isn't calling low strikes as long as he's calling it both ways. But so far, it's Angel Hernandez level bad.

Oh, whoops. I guess he is, he's just not in the field.

THAT WAS A ****ING STRIKE FOR A THIRD TIME

THAT WAS A ****ING STRIKE TOO

THAT WAS A ****ING STRIKE

Man, no Gunnar for the home opener.

I want to see Judge hit two or three balls to left that'd be homers with the old configurations but nothing but loud outs now and then cry like a baby like he did last year.

LFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Have you been reading some of the posts around here? We need a 99 MPH sinker out of our bullpen to be legit. We're one pitch away, dude, ONE PITCH AWAY.

I think most players, Franchy included, would be happy going from the Orioles to the Yankees. I bet he thinks we did him a favor.

Oh man, I remember this now. That's wild, Luke nailed it.

Really? That's interesting. If you can dig it up, I'd love to see what he said.

Luckily the game will go by pretty fast with the new rules.

I've never wanted for this team to avoid a sweep so badly.

It makes me laugh every time I hear it/watch it. And that it happened, IIRC, in like, the first inning is what makes it even funnier. And Haller gave it right back to him, the whole thing is priceless. I'd like to read your thoughts on the '79 Series and his bullpen usage, I don't know much about it.

Do you have a bad W/L record while attending games?

Exactly! Everyone ever hates the Orioles.

So if I understand you correctly, you think that the MLB scheduler is, to borrow a phrase from Earl Weaver, "is here just to **** us?"

Anyway, back on topic, I think we take 1/3 from the Yankees but the whole series isn't the slaughter that the OP has been carried away with.

Nah, I meant the one in the Canadian Tuxedo on the left. Don't worry, it was more about the mutton chops and the hat/glasses combo. Let the record show that SG can't tell his left from his right. Left<----------- ------------->Right