Moose Milligan

No, they brought Lakins in after the rain delay, IIRC.

Hey @interloper, are you going to Camden Yards for Kids Opening Day to get that pop-it toy and meet Young Dylan from Nickelodeon?

Quick, move the fences in.

There was a RAIN DELAY. And that automatically means whoever is pitching, even if it's God himself, cannot come back out after a rain delay. (We agree, it's stupid that Baumann couldn't come back out)

Bases loaded, two outs. You guys know how this is gonna end.

I'd like to see practically anyone that we haven't seen for the past two or three years. Sedlock and Vespi might be as bad as Lakins but we'll never know until we try. Let's get some other guys up here to see if they can be just as bad. Maybe we'll be surprised and they'll suck slightly less.

Yankees are retiring Paul O'Neil's number later this season? Does that ceremony include a butthurt face and constant bitching?

Man, Mateo gave it a ride. Had that been to left field, would that have been a homer??

He didn't, but the fact that he's there is terrible.

Left to take a poop, it was 2-0. Come back, it's 4-2. Should have just stayed in the bathroom, it was more enjoyable in there.

This Lakins guy looks pudgy and not very good.

Who the hell is Travis Lakins? WTF is going on? And who’s this big ogre looking MFer on the Yankees what am I watching

Nice grab by Ron Coomer catching that ball in foul territory over by the bullpen mounds.

Bergman got Johnson with the breaking ball there. Johnson hammered that homer last time, Bergman wasn’t gonna give him anything like that again. Who is Jesse Garcia?

Conine base hit! 3-0!

Base hit! 2,998! Baines to third!

Needs 3 hits to tie Clemente.

I swear he had a different batting stance earlier this game.

Ok now it’s Flanagan and Reghi again. Base hit for Baines, here comes Cal!

WTF is this why’s Ben McDonald in the booth all of a sudden didn’t he go to Milwaukee a few years ago? When did he get into broadcasting?

Baines up next. That dude is a great hitter, too bad about the knee injuries, he could be a Hall of Famer if he was healthy all this time.

Maduro has a nice big curve. He’s give up some loud outs but he’s mixing everything nicely.

Jacque Jones and Torii Hunter look like they should be a good 1-2 punch for years to come for the Twins.

Seems obvious why Cal wanted a divorce. Sheesh.

Nice double play there started by Cal. Maduro left that ball up, lucky he didn’t get it hammered past Ripken.