Moose Milligan

Brady has lit up Bergman in 9 at bats. Good matchup here.

Charles Johnson just hit a dinger over the baggie.

Lol no chance.

Lol this team.

I’m starting to think Rodriguez doesn’t actually exist. Like, we’re in some alternate reality and we’re just getting messed with.

With Elias at the helm? 2028.

I didn't even know Lakins was still in the organization. Sheesh.

Lol Lakins are you kidding me? Elias, if you're reading this...dude, get it together. Time's up, no more excuses.

Earl was the best because he was an early adopter of stats and analytics. He was a matchup fanatic. Sure, he had great, talented teams but it's not like he was managing by the seat of his pants.

As someone who is not a Hays fan, I hope he can heat up enough to trade him.

Here we are again. I mean, how many wins are YOU hoping for this year?

Lopez is one of my favorite "bad Orioles." For some reason, I like him. He's got closer stuff at times, IMO. Upper 90s and I think his breaking stuff can be pretty nasty when he harnesses it. He showed last year that he's not a high leverage guy, IIRC, there were quite a few blown save opportunities. I don't mind trying him some more at closer because I think there's a spot for him somewhere in the bullpen, they just have to try and figure out what it is. While I think he's probably not a closer, it doesn't hurt to give him a few more cracks at it. Most likely he's a middle relief guy, someone that can get you through the opponents order once.

Spoken like a true professional.

Well, stop jerking off so much.

I would. Out of joy.

What's Chris Waters up to these days?

I know, I know. But the deal with Kluber is also that he hardly walks anyone. This is a pitching staff that needs a guy who has legit command.

When Elias brings up Harvey. And that's the thing, Harvey shouldn't even be here. I'm not sure if you were on here last week when the signing was announced but I preferred Cueto instead of Harvey. Didn't even realize Cueto was out there but the White Sox snagged him. Can't even sign the right MiL retread.

I think Elias has made it clear that he's going to do what he wants, when he wants. He's not on anyone's time table other than his own. I hope Means isn't seriously injured but I don't know forearm tightness to mean anything else other than a precursor for Tommy John. I'm pretty sure that he didn't just blow his arm out tonight but also the fact that it's tight probably means that he's missing a few starts and he needs to be handled with care from here on out.

No, I'm saying I'd have preferred this team not to have sucked so bad last year that we have the 1:1 pick this year. That would have meant that Akin, Kremer and Lowther weren't disasters last year. Too smart for my own hood, homie? I believe you meant "good."

If they call up Harvey or...really, anyone else other than Bradish, I will take my dogs poop and throw it at the Warehouse. Inexcusable. I do believe Harvey is up sometime in the next month or so at this rate so I better start getting my throwing arm in shape.

I hope not. I mean, Means being out for the year with Tommy John certainly helps that but you also hope that G-Rod and other prospects come up and contribute to keep us from that number. In other words, if we lose 110 again this year, we're completely proper ****ed, with or without Means. I admit I was being a bit hyperbolic in saying we iced 100 losses. If we do, it's because we've got Harvey up here and the prospects are miserable.

Sure. But I'd rather see this team getting closer to being a winner at the ML level than having a 1.1 draft pick. That's loser **** right there.

I think you have to, right? That's a byproduct of the new configuration. It's hard to track this stuff but it's worth trying.

Can't get hurt if your soul is already crushed.