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Got one word for you. Parlay.

You aren't upset he swung at the third pitch? What about working the pitch count?

Just as a data point, it didn't work for me all that great in little league.

I'm not in favor of taking pitches just to take pitches and then falling behind. That's the type of stuff I did in Little League hoping to get walked.

Plenty die in car/bus crashes as well.

Dude has an ERA of 3.45 and a FIP of 3.14. He's good but this ain't prime Pedro.

Except Johnson had a breaking ball. Crochet's breaking ball looks to be hot garbage. (-5 run value)

I bet deep fried Irish butter is amazing.

Weird Al, 10 CC, Randy Newman, Ween, you got funny musicians out there.

No politics. Forum rule.

Tschüss!

Oh, I'm sorry, was the new kid trying to be edgy by name dropping the slightly offbeat choice of Ummagumma? Oh look I'm not picking The Wall, Wish You Were Here or Dark Side of the Moon. I picked the album with the animal noises. Pardon me for thinking you might have something interesting to say.

Looks like Fujinami's numbers from last season. I don't want them trying to work magic on someone in the majors on a contending club. Working magic is for Spring training, guys in the minors or when the team isn't competitive.

Absolute banger!

Not sure what the issue is. Everyone agrees the Orioles were cheap. Most of us think it's too early to tell how much they will spend under the new ownership. Me? I am guessing around 20th in payroll, on the average.

Just as an FYI, the OH has a grossly underutilized Rant forum.

I'd like to see a big move at the deadline but you never know what will be out there. I do expect to have a much better take on how the team will go by next spring training.

How do you figure that? The O's traded someone to get him and he doesn't have options. Both of those are downsides to trying. Maybe it works out, maybe it doesn't but there are downsides to trying.

Just got the old Betamax.

I don't think they were saying otherwise.

Yep and he was penalized by making out like a bandit.

That's not bad for a nepo baby.