Another to keep on your pocket could be:
All of the infielders were on on side of the field and he hit a dribbler just over the base into the outfield. By the time the fielders got to the ball he just squeaked in to second by running hard out of the box.
In college our coach was asking all the pitchers who had an inning in them that day. I told him “My arm is fresh, I haven’t pitched in a year. “. He didn’t think it was funny ?