This is great. This sucks. All the best, @Luke-OH. You gave us all a lot to chew on. Hope your experience with the O's is everything you want it to be and more. Also, I think @Moose Milligan has some old Colby Rasmus gear for you.
Bob "Rocky" Johnson, Woody Held, Tito Landrum, Hobie Landrith, Chuck Estrada, Clay Dalrymple, Chico Salmon, Sam Bowens, Russ Snyder ... the list goes on.
He's also a terrible example for the younger players on the team because he doesn't do his work and then he lies about it. I'd rather not have Mountcastle exposed to his influence.
Elias has said that he will be on the team in spring training, but has made no commitment beyond that. I predict that in spring training Chris Davis will demonstrate that he didn't do a lick of work in the offseason and the Orioles will pull the plug. He won't be on the team on opening day unless he has a spring training that is significantly better than the way he played the last two years.
I don't think players win major league jobs in spring training under Elias. If Hays couldn't do it with the spring he had last year, it probably can't be done. Also, his .505 OPS in AFL might be an indication that he has some development work to do at AAA.
I just read what you wrote and found it highly objectifying of women. If I had a daughter and anyone spoke of her with language like that I would demand an apology, at the very least. I used to be able to just sit by, quietly, when people wrote or said things like that, but I can't do it anymore. It's disgusting.